dampsandwich:

taimondo:

friedmangosantas:

lokis-guardian-angel:

shortbrunetteandsnarky:

rennerific:

dampsandwich:

why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long

why is the word ‘long’ so short

why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’

why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words

why are my feet size 11

i really wanna know why your feet are size 11

how did this happen

(via thehilariousblog)

whoviangamer:

reclaimmyimagination:

Trying to get back to something you saw earlier on your dash

this is the single most accurate post ever.

(Source: takeyourtime-cominghome, via empty-coffee-cup)

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via empty-coffee-cup)

you is kind,

you is smart,

you is important,

(Source: circumcisions, via thehilariousblog)

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(via alexismwah)